Me: You guys should stop eating junk food and start eating healthier and exercising. That metabolism isn't going to last long.
Brother: Can I have a banana?
Sister: Can I have one of your granola bars?
Brother: Can you make me salmon?
Sister: Can I have your strawberries?
Brother: Can I have yogurt?
Sister: Can I have some of your chicken?
Me: THE FUCK YOU CAN! GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD! I BARELY HAVE ANY LEFT! HOW DARE YOU?!